Me: Holyfreakin'CRAP it's a gorgeous night.
Mr. Pants: Yep. Hey. If you were a superhero, what would your name be?
Mr. Pants: Hmm. Is this because you like to hit things and/or people?
Me: Uh, maybe.
Mr. Pants: I bet I could your guess your sponsor.
Mr. Pants: ...
Me: So what would your superhero name be?
Mr. Pants: Señor Pantalones. Of course.