Monday, June 21, 2010

Walking with Mr. Pants.

Me: Holyfreakin'CRAP it's a gorgeous night.

Mr. Pants: Yep. Hey. If you were a superhero, what would your name be?

Me: McHurtalot.

Mr. Pants: Hmm. Is this because you like to hit things and/or people?

Me: Uh, maybe.

Mr. Pants
: I bet I could your guess your sponsor.

Me: Chrysler?

Mr. Pants
: ...

Me: So what would your superhero name be?

Mr. Pants
: SeƱor Pantalones. Of course.